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Hangád is an inspirational vocal ensemble known for songs like Pananatili, Pagkakaibigan, and Panunumpâ. It consists of former members of Days with the Lord.
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Tso Tang is an alkaline lake located in the disputed territory of Aksai Chin in Hotan Prefecture of Xinjiang province of China.
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Alisa Kovalenko is a Ukrainian documentary filmmaker and soldier. Her films have focused on Russia's invasion of Ukraine both during the 2014 annexation of Crimea and the full-scale Russian invasion of Ukraine in 2022.
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