{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a train eat?","punchline":"It goes chew, chew","id":6}
{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
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