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Centrists for Europe was a Christian-democratic political party in Italy. The party was launched, as Centrists for Italy, by splinters from the Union of the Centre in December 2016 and officially founded, with its final name, in February 2017. Its most recognisable leader was Pier Ferdinando Casini.
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