{"type":"standard","title":"Simpang","displaytitle":"Simpang","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16928238","titles":{"canonical":"Simpang","normalized":"Simpang","display":"Simpang"},"pageid":23576912,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/Simpang_in_Singapore.svg/330px-Simpang_in_Singapore.svg.png","width":320,"height":203},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/55/Simpang_in_Singapore.svg/3247px-Simpang_in_Singapore.svg.png","width":3247,"height":2061},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1272008990","tid":"216fb32f-dc1a-11ef-a846-a54b7af96478","timestamp":"2025-01-26T19:17:06Z","description":"Planning Area in Singapore","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simpang","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simpang?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simpang?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Simpang"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simpang","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Simpang","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simpang?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Simpang"}},"extract":"Simpang, is a planning area located in the North Region of Singapore. The word Simpang means junction or intersection in Malay. It is situated north of Yishun, east of Sembawang and west of Seletar. Pulau Seletar is classified under Simpang planning area. Jalan Kuala Simpang was the main road serving the area. Sungei Simpang Kiri, Sungei Simpang Kanan and Simpang Kiri Park Connector retain and reflect the name of the area.","extract_html":"
Simpang, is a planning area located in the North Region of Singapore. The word Simpang means junction or intersection in Malay. It is situated north of Yishun, east of Sembawang and west of Seletar. Pulau Seletar is classified under Simpang planning area. Jalan Kuala Simpang was the main road serving the area. Sungei Simpang Kiri, Sungei Simpang Kanan and Simpang Kiri Park Connector retain and reflect the name of the area.
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