{"type":"general","setup":"How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?","punchline":"He ate the pizza before it was cool.","id":117}
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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
{"slip": { "id": 158, "advice": "Life can be a lot more interesting inside your head."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?","punchline":"They have no hands to knock on the door.","id":350}
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